Let’s ban the word “hater”

Seriously. Ban it. KILL IT WITH FIRE! Or at least require a license to use it*, at least for
January 26, 2020

Something written by someone else for a change

Ok, I know I promised to continue/finish the Gloria and Janey saga, but I’ve been busy with actual work
January 12, 2020

Gloria and Janey becomes real life

Oh look at me being the worst blogger ever (like this is news to anyone). There have been some
December 23, 2019

I wish I never had to write this one

First, here are some facts: 1. I used to be able to hold my liquor. I can’t do it
December 5, 2019

I think I’m going crazy. It’s at least a 50-50 chance.

Actually, the chances of me going (being?) crazy are probably a little better than 50-50, but I like even numbers. It’s
November 16, 2019

Random topic generator is random

I was bored, and I haven’t pooped my pants lately, so I said, “Self, is there a thing that
October 27, 2019

Some Things About Which I Will Now Tell You

That title just sounds fancier than “Some shit’s been happening so I thought I’d write about it or something.”
October 12, 2019

You’re Pretty Much Going to Hell if You Don’t Read This

So we all know how much I don’t like kids, right? Bleh, kids. But then they go and get
September 22, 2019

I have a blog? Seriously? Cause I totally forgot.

Logging in today felt really weird. It’s only been a couple of weeks since I last blogged but I
September 7, 2019

I’m Officially Dating a Crazy Cat Lady

Let me just say right now that I am not a cat person. I’m ok with cats, and I’ll
August 21, 2019