Music Makes the Nerdballs Come Together

Once upon a time I thought it would be cool to start an all-girl rock band named Liquid Bitch.
April 17, 2019

Incognito

So the other night, I was in bed, half-awake, the drool just sliding out of my mouth as I
April 9, 2019

Quick, children! Run from the inappropriate lady!

So I’m at the park with Avery this morning, hoping I can run her into the ground so that
February 5, 2019

Back to the gold lame dress for a minute…

This story is important only to me and a few people who lived it, people with my last name.
January 24, 2019

Longing

Her lower lip was sticking out in a pout, as if she wanted to be there in that preschool
January 16, 2019

Surgery: A reader

New readers of this blog have asked me why my daughter is getting surgery, why she needs so much
January 9, 2019

The one where she gets all “cap and gown” on her kid

After repeated run-ins with my evil genius, I have come to believe that if I don’t do something soon
December 5, 2018

Tots gone Wild

I am stupid right now. Avery went for her tenth surgery this morning. And when we woke her up
November 15, 2018

Lesson of the Day

Real friends fish your kid’s plastic Elmo out of the street. Why do I say this? I’ve written about
November 4, 2018

Capcana gandaci lipici

Motivul aparitiei gandacilor in apartamente, case la curte, institutii, firme private, sedii diferite etc., este cel mai adesea prezenta
October 22, 2018