Some Things About Which I Will Now Tell You

That title just sounds fancier than “Some shit’s been happening so I thought I’d write about it or something.”
October 12, 2019

You’re Pretty Much Going to Hell if You Don’t Read This

So we all know how much I don’t like kids, right? Bleh, kids. But then they go and get
September 22, 2019

I have a blog? Seriously? Cause I totally forgot.

Logging in today felt really weird. It’s only been a couple of weeks since I last blogged but I
September 7, 2019

I’m Officially Dating a Crazy Cat Lady

Let me just say right now that I am not a cat person. I’m ok with cats, and I’ll
August 21, 2019

It’s Difficult to Offend Me But…

Last night, someone succeeded in spectacular fashion. How? By being offended by me. I’m sure many of you saw
August 8, 2019

Not to be your mom, but please listen

I wasn’t planning on blogging today, and I never plan to ask you guys to promote my posts, but
July 2, 2019

Dinnerpalooza

Crossposted from Foodiepalooza (regular programming to resume soon…promise): One of the things we aim to do here at Foodiepalooza
June 24, 2019

Sure, she looks innocent…

You wouldn’t figure tons of potty-borne humor is flying from those delicate little lips these days. Well, it is.
June 13, 2019

Words

He cannot speak in complete sentences now. He cannot remember words. And yet, for some reason, my father walked
June 3, 2019

Tiger in the Bayou

A couple of years ago, my father gave my mother this $500 picture of a tiger in the bayou.
May 25, 2019