It’s Difficult to Offend Me But…

Last night, someone succeeded in spectacular fashion. How? By being offended by me. I’m sure many of you saw
August 8, 2019

Not to be your mom, but please listen

I wasn’t planning on blogging today, and I never plan to ask you guys to promote my posts, but
July 2, 2019

Dinnerpalooza

Crossposted from Foodiepalooza (regular programming to resume soon…promise): One of the things we aim to do here at Foodiepalooza
June 24, 2019

Sure, she looks innocent…

You wouldn’t figure tons of potty-borne humor is flying from those delicate little lips these days. Well, it is.
June 13, 2019

Words

He cannot speak in complete sentences now. He cannot remember words. And yet, for some reason, my father walked
June 3, 2019

Tiger in the Bayou

A couple of years ago, my father gave my mother this $500 picture of a tiger in the bayou.
May 25, 2019

In Retrospect

All in all, it was a very good trip. We got to get away from the city for more
May 18, 2019

Date Night at My House

When we don’t score a babysitter for a hot night out on the town, Friday night around these here
May 6, 2019

Ode to English Peas

Someone called Professor Kathy’s house yesterday and asked when she’d be getting her next shipment of English peas. For
April 28, 2019

Music Makes the Nerdballs Come Together

Once upon a time I thought it would be cool to start an all-girl rock band named Liquid Bitch.
April 17, 2019