Sneaky announcements and shit

Ok 1) I have GOT to stop adding, “and shit” to things, because then I feel obligated to explain
March 29, 2020

This will not turn into a “OMG I<3<3<3 my boyfriend sooo much!” kind of blog.

Swear. And no offense to those of you who are like that. Except you suck so whatever, be offended.
March 10, 2020

Dear Hot Homeless Guy

Yeah, you read that right. Hot and homeless in the same sentence. See, there’s this really attractive homeless (I
February 23, 2020

New Policy: If you attempt to lick my neck, I will murder you

That’s the new rule around these parts. NO LICKING MY NECK. Bluh. Especially especially especially if I don’t know
February 13, 2020

Let’s ban the word “hater”

Seriously. Ban it. KILL IT WITH FIRE! Or at least require a license to use it*, at least for
January 26, 2020

Something written by someone else for a change

Ok, I know I promised to continue/finish the Gloria and Janey saga, but I’ve been busy with actual work
January 12, 2020

Gloria and Janey becomes real life

Oh look at me being the worst blogger ever (like this is news to anyone). There have been some
December 23, 2019

I wish I never had to write this one

First, here are some facts: 1. I used to be able to hold my liquor. I can’t do it
December 5, 2019

I think I’m going crazy. It’s at least a 50-50 chance.

Actually, the chances of me going (being?) crazy are probably a little better than 50-50, but I like even numbers. It’s
November 16, 2019

Random topic generator is random

I was bored, and I haven’t pooped my pants lately, so I said, “Self, is there a thing that
October 27, 2019