Y’know what gets on my nerves?

When companies repost jobs online I’ve previously applied for, but were either rejected for without the chance for an interview or that I never got contacted back about, especially when not only am I qualified, but I’m freakin’ 800 percent certain I could just step in and pick up the job no problem.

Look, employers, I need a job. And you’re missing out on my awesomeness. Soooo…??? You might wanna just maybe bring me in for an effin’ interview or something. Or, at least actually read my resume fully before you go and blast a deuce all up in my grille.

Y’know what?

Screw them:

I’m applying again.