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The Official “Get Moving” Playlist

Step one is setting goals, step two is making them happen. I knew when I decided to start running on a regular basis that I would need the perfect soundtrack to keep me moving. With nods to some

Lucy, I’m hooome…

There’s actually too much to say on this topic for one blog post. Long story short: I was supposed to be in Birmingham, England, for a full year to complete my Master’s degree in social media. I

A Love Letter to Red State

I went to Kevin Smith’s Red State tour last night because I love him. I hadn’t seen any previews and I was only vaguely aware that the movie was about religion, but I’ve watched An Evening with

Sneaky announcements and shit

Ok 1) I have GOT to stop adding, “and shit” to things, because then I feel obligated to explain that no, there is no actual shit involved since I’ve only written about it 39 times for past

This will not turn into a “OMG I<3<3<3 my boyfriend sooo much!” kind of blog.

Swear. And no offense to those of you who are like that. Except you suck so whatever, be offended. That being said, I kind of do. I mean, he’s not “officially” my boyfriend, but he pretty much

Dear Hot Homeless Guy

Yeah, you read that right. Hot and homeless in the same sentence. See, there’s this really attractive homeless (I think) guy who hangs around my office all the time. And he’s not hot for a hobo, he’s

New Policy: If you attempt to lick my neck, I will murder you

That’s the new rule around these parts. NO LICKING MY NECK. Bluh. Especially especially especially if I don’t know you, but probably not even if I do because I am not a fan of spit all over

Let’s ban the word “hater”

Seriously. Ban it. KILL IT WITH FIRE! Or at least require a license to use it*, at least for everyone but Courtni, who gets a free pass on this. It seems like lately, everyone wants to blame