While everyone else was out partying, being social, and/or being cool, my as-usual uneventful Friday night plans this week included a trip to Meijer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m lame. So’s your mom.
Anyway, for whatever reason, I can’t seem to go to Meijer lately without cracking myself up (well, actually, I crack myself up quite a bit, regardless of when or where).
As a guinea pig owner, whenever I’m at Meijer or any store that happens to sell guinea pigs, I can’t help but make a trip over to the pet section to check out the guinea pigs.
During last night’s trip, the under-construction Meijer didn’t seem to have any guinea pigs at the moment. However, as I passed through what was apparently an aisle related to cat supplies (I was zooming through the aisle, not really paying attention), I spotted what I thought at first glance was the awesomest kitty litter ever:
What!? Defi-Cat?!?!? Is that kitty litter??? Defi-Cat??? AWESOME!!!
I had to stop and take a look.
Upon further review, I found myself quite disappointed.
I have no clue how I confused a plastic jug of cat food for kitty litter. Maybe it was the serif on the L? All I know is that, in my haste, out of the corner of my eye all I really saw was the label.
Deli-Cat is a nice little play on words in itself, but not so great it’d make me buy it if I had a cat.
But if I had a cat and I needed kitty litter?
Oh, he’d deficate in Defi-Cat.