In Retrospect

All in all, it was a very good trip. We got to get away from the city for more
May 18, 2019

Date Night at My House

When we don’t score a babysitter for a hot night out on the town, Friday night around these here
May 6, 2019

Ode to English Peas

Someone called Professor Kathy’s house yesterday and asked when she’d be getting her next shipment of English peas. For
April 28, 2019

Music Makes the Nerdballs Come Together

Once upon a time I thought it would be cool to start an all-girl rock band named Liquid Bitch.
April 17, 2019


So the other night, I was in bed, half-awake, the drool just sliding out of my mouth as I
April 9, 2019

Quick, children! Run from the inappropriate lady!

So I’m at the park with Avery this morning, hoping I can run her into the ground so that
February 5, 2019

Back to the gold lame dress for a minute…

This story is important only to me and a few people who lived it, people with my last name.
January 24, 2019


Her lower lip was sticking out in a pout, as if she wanted to be there in that preschool
January 16, 2019

Surgery: A reader

New readers of this blog have asked me why my daughter is getting surgery, why she needs so much
January 9, 2019

The one where she gets all “cap and gown” on her kid

After repeated run-ins with my evil genius, I have come to believe that if I don’t do something soon
December 5, 2018